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Funny Bathroom and Toilet Sayings

This entry was posted in Bathrooms, Home and Family Lifestyle and tagged bathroom, bathroom remodel, funny sayings, jokes, remodeling, toilet, toilet jokes on June 7, 2018 by Andrew Parsons.

Bathroom designs and remodeling are serious business. They require professionals with a high attention to detail to complete. While "one day" bathroom makeovers are doable in some cases, most require several weeks of planning and execution. However, that doesn't mean a homeowner can't be cute, clever, and funny with the finishing touches. Read below for a few funny bathroom and toilet sayings along with some pictures of bathroom remodels. Continue reading →

History of April Fool’s Day

This entry was posted in Home and Family Lifestyle and tagged April, April Fool's Day, jokes, Pranks on April 1, 2015 by Andrew Parsons.

April Fool's Day

Celebrated on April 1st, April Fool's Day (sometimes called All Fools Day) is widely known as a day for trickery when people concoct hoaxes and play pranks on others. It came into popularity in the 1800s and is recognized in the United States, Canada, Australia, Brazil, and Europe, although it is not an official holiday anywhere. People who fall victim to successful pranks are referred to as April’s fools and it is tradition to yell “April Fools!” when you manage to trick someone. Continue reading →

HG – Toms River, NJ

Design Build Planners are excellent! They are professional, on time and very helpful. I would recommend this company to anyone looking to do a remodel project.

2014-02-07T09:38:12-04:00

Design Build Planners are excellent! They are professional, on time and very helpful. I would recommend this company to anyone looking to do a remodel project.

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KW – Rockaway, NJ

Jason and Neil are always available to answer your questions, if you need them to see something you’re unhappy with they will be there as soon as they can. I feel like I'm the only one they are working with, because they are there when you need them to be. They treat you like a friend and family. It's very comforting.

2014-02-07T09:38:41-04:00

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RSG – Long Island, NY

Design Build Planners are certainly that- pros! Thank goodness I found Design Build Planners on Houzz. Neil and Jason Parsons listened to what we wanted, as to the look and feel of the house and came up with a few plans for the exterior with the 2nd floor addition.

2014-03-20T08:39:36-04:00

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BK – Bridgewater, NJ

Jason genuinely listened to our needs, took the time to understand how our family lives in our home, and incorporated that into the designs. Nearly all of our feedback has been included in each of the designs, and any remaining items were openly discussed with pros/cons, and what our options are

2014-02-07T09:39:24-04:00

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RA – Ortley Beach, NJ

When we called Design Build Planners, Jason took time away from his family and came on a Saturday. He was very knowledgeable and through and spent a few hours going over all our damage with us. He was very responsive to all our needs and we have recommended Design Build Planners to our neighbors.

2014-02-08T04:41:01-04:00

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CK – Old Bridge, NJ

The fact that they have “Pro” in their company name is very fitting as they were consummate professionals in all aspects of the project. They are very respectful, knowledgeable and are excellent listeners, oh and by the way they just happen be really good at designing too!

2014-02-08T04:42:19-04:00

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ST – Atlantic Highlands, NJ

I love the finished basement designs that Neil and Jason gave us! They were definitely professional, friendly and knowledgeable. I give them the highest recommendation!

2014-03-20T08:41:16-04:00

I love the finished basement designs that Neil and Jason gave us! They were definitely professional, friendly and knowledgeable. I give them the highest recommendation!

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SP – North Plainfield, NJ

Jason and Neil – We are thrilled with our remodel – thank you. The kitchen and master bath are beautiful and look just like the computer design. The remodeler selected for us and the vendors were wonderful to work with. The budget was definitely helpful in planning.

2014-02-08T04:51:02-04:00

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KA – Red Bank, NJ

As a design professional that has worked with the Design Build Planners for years, I can easily give a 5-star recommendation. They are the business of “customer service” which is rare in this day and age. Drawing together a complete group of experts to execute each job, they are on top of the project the whole step of the way. This last project was no exception!!

2014-02-08T05:50:42-04:00

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PA – Berkeley Heights, NJ

I met with Design Build Planners jedi-master Jason Parsons yesterday and he is now national. Anyone with a conceptual idea for work on their house or wants to start working towards a finished product, contact him. The guy is a consummate professional and a good trustworthy man.

2014-02-08T05:51:17-04:00

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NM – Keyport, NJ

These guys are GREAT!!! I’ve been working Neil and Jason and their clients through a variety of remodelers for quite a number of years now. Every client I’ve ever worked with has been impressively satisfied with the end results! Their professionalism and attention to detail is second to none and the service they offer is immeasurable.

2014-02-08T05:52:16-04:00

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GM – Rahway, NJ

Over the years I have had the opportunity to get to know both Jason and Neil as co-workers and competitors. Their professionalism and integrity, as well as their product knowledge, are second to none. They have insight into design, cost and budget, and I have yet to hear of a dissatisfied customer. They remain a resource for me, and I look forward to working with them in the future on other projects.

2014-02-08T05:53:22-04:00

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JG – Parlin, NJ

We have dealt with other companies for other issues in our house and have had many unpalatable experiences. This job, as extensive as it was, has been the best experience we have had with any company. We would hire them again in an instant to do future work on our house.

2014-02-07T09:38:59-04:00

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JC – Highlands, NJ

I contacted Design Build Planners to schedule a consultation prior to making a home purchase to seek advice from a professional. I spoke with Jason Parsons, who really went out of his way to answer my questions, and research the potential issues I was facing with a renovation. After explaining my concerns, Jason quickly provided several solutions, and answered unforeseen questions.

2014-02-08T04:44:01-04:00

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