- "Sprinkles are for cupcakes, not toilet seats"
- "We aim to please, you aim too, please"
- "Changing the toilet paper roll does not cause brain damage!"
- "Gentlemen, stand closer. It's shorter than you think"
- "Ladies, please remain seated for the entire performance"
- "Welcome, please set yourself"
- "You'll never know what you'll have until it's gone---toilet paper, for instance"
- "Everyone wants to change the world, but no one wants to change the toilet paper roll"
Bathroom designs and remodeling are serious business. They require professionals with a high attention to detail to complete. While "one day" bathroom makeovers are doable in some cases, most require several weeks of planning and execution. However, that doesn't mean a homeowner can't be cute, clever, and funny with the finishing touches. Read below for a few funny bathroom and toilet sayings along with some pictures of bathroom remodels.