Funny Bathroom and Toilet Sayings

Bathroom designs and remodeling are serious business. They require professionals with a high attention to detail to complete. While “one day” bathroom makeovers are doable in some cases, most require several weeks of planning and execution. However, that doesn’t mean a homeowner can’t be cute, clever, and funny with the finishing touches. Read below for a few funny bathroom and toilet sayings along with some pictures of bathroom remodels.

  • “Sprinkles are for cupcakes, not toilet seats”
  • “We aim to please, you aim too, please”
  • “Changing the toilet paper roll does not cause brain damage!”
  • “Gentlemen, stand closer. It’s shorter than you think”
  • “Ladies, please remain seated for the entire performance”
  • “Welcome, please set yourself”
  • “You’ll never know what you’ll have until it’s gone—toilet paper, for instance”
  • “Everyone wants to change the world, but no one wants to change the toilet paper roll”










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